when there is chocolate milk in the fridge it is never there for long.

it's true i know sign language we taught ourselves how in grade 6 and sometimes there is this deaf guy at the pub who is old and mumbles shit that no one understands but then i roll up with all this crazy drunken signingness and people are like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat how do you know that and i say because i have skills. but there are some things i don't know so i just kind of make like i understand what dude is trying to say and i get him to just mouth it and then i make the sign for "asshole" and point to some random person i don't know and then the dude agrees with me. and then he ends up kissing and hugging me. that guy rules.