stupid chair

sfw party non?

Take a look at this:
http://raymi.buzznet.com/user/video/play/3722381/

uh oh

thanks for this enforced family holiday

finally a use for that gifted biscotti

new rule

hi!

french hamburger never left you

i used to get fresh onion bagels and whipped onion cream cheese

rainbowpuke

i submitted this one to rainbowpuke.com and i don't think they ever used it. fucking asshole eh, like, i tried REALLY hard!



if you have the time or patience to go through that site try and see if it's on there.

before/after

best dream ever

TGIF

too fat and bitter to party

how i felt about 2004 xmas

how i felt about this job i had once

and then someone made me pretend sad once so i drew them a picture of my alleged sadness.

penis tree

RIP 1049 Cedar Grove Blvd.

genitals

the banana is concerned

when there is chocolate milk in the fridge it is never there for long.

it's true i know sign language we taught ourselves how in grade 6 and sometimes there is this deaf guy at the pub who is old and mumbles shit that no one understands but then i roll up with all this crazy drunken signingness and people are like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat how do you know that and i say because i have skills. but there are some things i don't know so i just kind of make like i understand what dude is trying to say and i get him to just mouth it and then i make the sign for "asshole" and point to some random person i don't know and then the dude agrees with me. and then he ends up kissing and hugging me. that guy rules.

this drawing was inspired by the colour purple and also a drawing of a walrus that i found on google when i typed in walrus.

when no one is around pickles have meetings where they talk to each other about revolting against humanity and all the jerkoff fingers that come and take them away and put them in hamburgers.

sometimes i like to draw.